The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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