...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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