what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
i out mim tonsoeep
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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