You're completely useless in the revolution.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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