No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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