And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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