he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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