Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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