i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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