He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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