I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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