I wanna passion pit in your ass
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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