my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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