Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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