There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
