There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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