He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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