She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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