They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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