On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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