I just saw a hot homeless man
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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