I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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