how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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