It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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