I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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