Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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