is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Randomize
