But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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