I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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