I wish I could punch you in the face.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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