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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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