I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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