alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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