so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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