sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i now understand why vodka
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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