He asked to "fluff my boner.."
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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