Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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