I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize