we're blogging at a bar
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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