there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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