I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
