She announced her abortion via fbk
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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