Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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