Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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