She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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