I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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