I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Randomize
