its not stalking. its research.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
