Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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