I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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