I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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