doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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