After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
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