@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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